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    Martin
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    Blonde Jokes

    Post by Martin on Sun 22 Feb 2009, 14:51

    I was just thinking what do we miss on the forum.. then steph tried to taese me.. so somehow it popped in my mind, every forum needs a blond joke topic :P

    sooo i make a start :D


    There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

    The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

    Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

    Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

    The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

    Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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    Re: Blonde Jokes

    Post by Stephanie on Mon 23 Feb 2009, 10:49

    What is it with men and their blonde jokes. And when you ask them what haircolour is your fav on a girl they answer blonde -_-" As for your joke hah the blonde outsmarted him ;)Made 40 with an impossible question ^_^

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    Re: Blonde Jokes

    Post by METAL on Mon 23 Feb 2009, 13:43

    I preffer brunettes though. :P
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    Re: Blonde Jokes

    Post by Stephanie on Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:40

    Well im a brunette atm and i think ill stay like this for a while until i decide to no longer waste time on my hair
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    Re: Blonde Jokes

    Post by Martin on Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:46

    I don't really have any preference :d Totally depends on the girl.. and I don't mind changes, it sometimes is really cool to see different colors on same girl
    Think black would look real good on you too^^

    however yea, it was a bad example for a blond joke :(
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    Re: Blonde Jokes

    Post by Stephanie on Mon 23 Feb 2009, 15:01

    Ive had black before made me look like i was always in a sad mood xD I think i have a pic of it somewhere Ill go search my home computer when i get there again
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    Re: Blonde Jokes

    Post by Martin on Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:15

    lol, well I'm still kinda curious to see it anyway same for the red hair you had tho ;)

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